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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe
I'll have another beer.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[Laughing]

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[lol1]
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x princess nikita x



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[spit] I LOVE the second one! [lol1]
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[clap1] [agree]
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody [Laughing] meeeeeeew
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[shocking]
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote







I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without all those sponges.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My own quote [agree]

Love is like an orange tree
it knows how to give unconditionally and does not refuse
an orange to any one, no matter what that person may have done.



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[clap1]
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